Below are some of the beautiful creatures who have blessed my life with their presence (trust me just ask them they'll tell you they have lol) and by the lessons they've taught me.
"Yea well who needs color"
"You're getting my good side...right?"
"A blessing upon this stick I bestow...either that or...nevermind you wouldn't wanta know."
"Hummm...what are you doing Mom?"
"Come on admit it...I've got a hell of a wing span huh?"
|Mr. and Mrs. B|
"La La La...Laaaaaaaa"
"What? I needed a quiet spot. His singing is driving me crazy."
"You'd think I'd get more than seed...I mean seriously I did teach her daughter to whistle afterall."
"What's in here Auntie?"
|"Are you lookin at me, are you looking at ME?"|
"Gods I hope I grow into these things soon"
"I've got my "eye" on you!"
|"There's just something soooo relaxing about Aunties bed"|
"Shhhh I'm hiding"
"Which way to the underworld?"
"Hey look...if I puff up I look as big as my Uncle"
"I'm innocent I tell you...innocent"
"You never said I couldn't "sleep" on the kitchen counter Auntie"
Harold and Harriet
"Honest honey...the boys and I were playing poker all night."
"The name's Shadow...Mr. Shadow if you please."
"I am NOT a baby!"
"Whistle while you work...or atleast buzz damn you."
"Somethings not right here...this dirt is awfully clear."
"What? Like I'd be caught dead with a name like Honda."
"I thought Alfred said something about there being Seagulls here also?"
"Definitely beats being on a busy street."
"Tell me about it...beats the hell out of trying to outrun all the damn cats."
"Shhhh I'm doing my tiger in the grass impression."
"Dude thinks he's the only goodlooking one...pleeeeease."
"The military can only dream of having a helicopter that looks half as good as I do."
"Who needs a movie to be King of the World."
"Did you know I once posed for B.B.B. (big black bees) magazine?"
The Black Boys
"I swear if she sings 40 and 20 one more time..."
Lady Bug Couple
"I'm telling you...you're going the wrong way. If you'd only look at the map you'd see that."
"King of the World my ass...when's the last time "he" chased off a Vulture?"
"Maybe if I don't look at Mom she won't see me."
"I'm tellin ya...one joke about being the Redheaded Stepchild and I swear..."
"Hey Wynnie...I'm a leaf, I'm a leaf"
"It's Chit Chit...there's no "S" in it thank you."
"Shhh Auntie I'm trying to stalk now that I'm a big girl"
Merlin The Magnificent
"Go Ahead Punk...Make My Day"
"And before you ask...NO I am not related to Angelina Jolie"
"Croce got it wrong dude...I'm meaner than a junkyard dog and the baddest cat in the whole damn town"
"Did someone mention getting stoned? Cause if sooooo I'm all in!"
"Oh come on like I couldn't convince Mom that I'm a new type of plant...have you seen her plants?."
"Seriously...I really mean it when I ask if you'll lend me a hand."
"What? BabeBabe told me to do it Mom"
"Hey, Yo, Isn't anyone gonna talk to me?
"Here comes Tinkerbugg, Here comes Tinkerbugg"
Ok seriously Auntie...SHUT UP
"Bow before my handsomeness won't you. No really bow"
"Ok seriously "they" need to air out sometimes"
Mr. Slim Jim
"Awwww come on...this plant doesn't make my ass look that big does it?"
"If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times...NO Pictures!"
Zola (aka Zozo)
"What? Where? Huh? Oh come on Cousin just tell me!"
"Are you gonna love one me or what...cause I'm lookin really cute right now you know?"